I've noticed that people often reply to my things only if they're totally stupid. Take the telephone message one. I'm an idiot!!! People like to read about me being an idiot??? ('cause there's no shortage of that (incidentally, I still can't breathe water)) Is that the message I'm supposed to take away from this? Hmmn... Thought to ponder.

But I like the stunned silences as well. I even managed it in real life at turkey day dinner! Score!!!