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There is a javascript. The javascript goes scroll, scroll. There is a webmaster. The webmaster goes code, code. There is an Internet Explorer. The Internet Explorer lets the javascript go scroll, scroll, and lets the webmaster go code, code, and everyone is happy. There is a Netscape 4.75. The Netscape 4.75 lets the javascript go scroll, scroll, and lets the webmaster go code, code, and everyone is happy. There is a Netscape 6+. The Netscape 6+ does not let the javascript go scroll, scroll. The Netscape 6+ does not let the webmaster go code, code. The webmaster beats the javascript up some. This is unfair, but the webmaster cannot reach the Netscape 6+ coders. The Netscape 6+ will not let the battered javascript go scroll, scroll, or the webmaster go code, code. The webmaster beats the javascript with a stick. This is unfair, but the webmaster cannot reach the Netscape 6+ coders. The Netscape 6+ will not let the battered javascript go scroll, scroll, or the webmaster go code, code. The webmaster considers the cost of plane tickets to where the Netscape 6+ coders live. The webmaster considers beating them with a stick. The webmaster has been doing this since Friday. The stick is worn out. The javascript is worn out. The webmaster is worn out. Netscape 6+ appears to be as fresh as a daisy.
The webmaster gives up, and goes for coffee with the metalsmith and a session of discussing where the most vulnerable bits of Netscape 6+ coders are, for purposes of attaching electrodes.
This account brought to you by a distant memory of Bing and Dzzt.
The webmaster gives up, and goes for coffee with the metalsmith and a session of discussing where the most vulnerable bits of Netscape 6+ coders are, for purposes of attaching electrodes.
This account brought to you by a distant memory of Bing and Dzzt.
