Mr Shiel, this is your wake-up call, it's seven in the morning.
Decommision Dream Sequence.
Initiate Reality Check.
RC ... 2 legs detected.
Initiate Morning Routine
MR ... Open Eyes.
RC ... 2 arms detected.
MR ... extend arm.
RC ... 1 head detected.
RC bringing mainline systems on.
Initiate Deity Check.
DC ... Deity Online.
RC ... ERROR! Neck has no right side motion! ERROR!
(Yeah, I wake up funny when I've been having tech dreams.)
Fact of the matter is, there's a stiff patch in the right side of my neck. I can look down and right, I can look up and right, but just plain right, as used in normal human interaction with the co-worker to my right, no. Ain't happening. I have 30 to 45 degrees that way, and then I have to turn the body to get any further. It's not sore, it's just not moving.
Decommision Dream Sequence.
Initiate Reality Check.
RC ... 2 legs detected.
Initiate Morning Routine
MR ... Open Eyes.
RC ... 2 arms detected.
MR ... extend arm.
RC ... 1 head detected.
RC bringing mainline systems on.
Initiate Deity Check.
DC ... Deity Online.
RC ... ERROR! Neck has no right side motion! ERROR!
(Yeah, I wake up funny when I've been having tech dreams.)
Fact of the matter is, there's a stiff patch in the right side of my neck. I can look down and right, I can look up and right, but just plain right, as used in normal human interaction with the co-worker to my right, no. Ain't happening. I have 30 to 45 degrees that way, and then I have to turn the body to get any further. It's not sore, it's just not moving.
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I wrote the specifications for an adventure game in my youth which involved controlling the operating system of the android whose body you were inhabiting. This reminds me of that.
(One addressed the operating system with * commands, and the body normally with 'go north' and the like, and one of the main goals was to avoid going insane, which, seeing as how you were a highly experimental unit pulled together for a specific job, was highly likely...)
Must get around to writing it some day.