The cat, to whom I had indicated that her presence on my lap was undesired, just managed a super-heroic leap over the back of my chair, landing squarely with two paws in my crotch. I sound coherent here. What I said on farflung communicates things better:
"cat. leap. balls. pain."
Augh. Not what I needed today.
"cat. leap. balls. pain."
Augh. Not what I needed today.