Can't sleep, coypus'll get me

[gothwalk]

Four hours of sleep, plagued by dreams of conspiracy among TH members. podling and tanaise were travelling to New Hampshire, to avoid the sales tax buying a Smiting(TM). For some reason, despite not being present in this transaction, astrophysicat was doing all the work. Anyway, they were to meet d2leddy there, and give him a Fake Smiting(TM). He was to take that to Washington, and parade up and down outside the White House with a sign saying "Michael Moore for President", and the Fake Smiting(TM) badly concealed in an open bag. He also had a second sign, reading "Gay Pagan D&D Players for the Senate", but that was only for use against Pat Roberts, should he appear. This was, however, all to conceal the movements of the real Smiting(TM), which was being shipped to England via Australia, to be placed in luis_mw' luggage the next time he goes to Iran. He was to spend his spare time there painting a giant red X in the desert, with one end of a Wile-E-Coyote-style seesaw in the centre, and the Smiting(TM) on the other end. The plan was that Bush would see the X through his roving satellite eyes, launch a missile at it, and have the Smiting(TM) bounce back and hit him, allowing a takeover in the White House by Wayne (unfortunately not on LJ).

I need help. D'ye think I'll get it in Scotland?

Comments

[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

That is just...insane. The scary thing though is that I can reallyreally see it, too.

Hrm...maybe I should resub to TH. I miss the insanity.

[podling]

Stop telling people we're making up conspiracies!!! They might think it's true. Which it is, but still. Anyway, I have driven many a time to NH to avoid sales tax, though never buying that. Hmmn. And obviously it would be going through australia so I could get new cds.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

1) What is a Smiting (tm), as opposed to being smitten, or smote.

2) Have you been breathing the doodled monkeys of tikimama? You know what that did to me; most likely it will do a similar thing to you, depending on your brain chemistry--oops, sorry. Bleed over from another thread...

[toratigris.livejournal.com]

Geez, I so wish my dream last night had been half so fun! Thank you for sharing that, it was highly entertaining. :)

Smuggling Smitings...

[silme.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure about this idea - I got away with it last time - they didn't even open my bags then, when I wasn't carrying anything remotely controversial (I was even selective about not putting any pagan CDs in, just in case somebody objected). So, of course, when I am trying to smuggle a Smiting, I am bound to get stopped.

As for the big red X - that could take some doing - It's so damn hot and dusty out there. Besides - if Shrub saw a big X, he might think it was his own signature.

[gwynraven.livejournal.com]

yes, Drew, you need help. I'm sure a pint or two over in Scotland will make it all better for ye though :) My only question is why wasn't I in this dream? I wanna smuggle a Smiting(TM) too!!