Four hours of sleep, plagued by dreams of conspiracy among TH members. [livejournal.com profile] podling and [livejournal.com profile] tanaise were travelling to New Hampshire, to avoid the sales tax buying a Smiting(TM). For some reason, despite not being present in this transaction, [livejournal.com profile] astrophysicat was doing all the work. Anyway, they were to meet [livejournal.com profile] d2leddy there, and give him a Fake Smiting(TM). He was to take that to Washington, and parade up and down outside the White House with a sign saying "Michael Moore for President", and the Fake Smiting(TM) badly concealed in an open bag. He also had a second sign, reading "Gay Pagan D&D Players for the Senate", but that was only for use against Pat Roberts, should he appear. This was, however, all to conceal the movements of the real Smiting(TM), which was being shipped to England via Australia, to be placed in [livejournal.com profile] luis_mw' luggage the next time he goes to Iran. He was to spend his spare time there painting a giant red X in the desert, with one end of a Wile-E-Coyote-style seesaw in the centre, and the Smiting(TM) on the other end. The plan was that Bush would see the X through his roving satellite eyes, launch a missile at it, and have the Smiting(TM) bounce back and hit him, allowing a takeover in the White House by Wayne (unfortunately not on LJ).

I need help. D'ye think I'll get it in Scotland?

From: [identity profile] maida-mac.livejournal.com


That is just...insane. The scary thing though is that I can reallyreally see it, too.

Hrm...maybe I should resub to TH. I miss the insanity.

From: [identity profile] iresprite.livejournal.com


oh... I don't know. Sometimes the fallout from insanity is just as keen as the EMP and blast radius thereof.

Living in MA, just south of NH, I can safely tell all of you that there is nothing in New Hampshire but trees and death.

And liquor, but somehow that can be absorbed into one of two categories.

From: [identity profile] iresprite.livejournal.com


Well, death just in case liberty isn't around. What with the state motto and all. "Give me liberty or give me death!"

Though NH has this way laid-back feel, so the real motto is more like "Give me liberty or... you know... maybe a beer... hey, close the door, it's getting cold."

From: [identity profile] maida-mac.livejournal.com


*laughs* That makes more sense. The whole context switch was throwing me.

Must apply more caffeine, obviously.
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From: [personal profile] podling


Stop telling people we're making up conspiracies!!! They might think it's true. Which it is, but still. Anyway, I have driven many a time to NH to avoid sales tax, though never buying that. Hmmn. And obviously it would be going through australia so I could get new cds.

From: [identity profile] d2leddy.livejournal.com


1) What is a Smiting (tm), as opposed to being smitten, or smote.

2) Have you been breathing the doodled monkeys of tikimama? You know what that did to me; most likely it will do a similar thing to you, depending on your brain chemistry--oops, sorry. Bleed over from another thread...

From: [identity profile] toratigris.livejournal.com


Geez, I so wish my dream last night had been half so fun! Thank you for sharing that, it was highly entertaining. :)

From: [identity profile] silme.livejournal.com

Smuggling Smitings...


I'm not so sure about this idea - I got away with it last time - they didn't even open my bags then, when I wasn't carrying anything remotely controversial (I was even selective about not putting any pagan CDs in, just in case somebody objected). So, of course, when I am trying to smuggle a Smiting, I am bound to get stopped.

As for the big red X - that could take some doing - It's so damn hot and dusty out there. Besides - if Shrub saw a big X, he might think it was his own signature.

From: [identity profile] luis-mw.livejournal.com

Smuggled Smitings


Of course, it would really help if I remembered to log in as me before posting comments

Luis_MW (not Silme, just husband of Silme)

From: [identity profile] gwynraven.livejournal.com


yes, Drew, you need help. I'm sure a pint or two over in Scotland will make it all better for ye though :) My only question is why wasn't I in this dream? I wanna smuggle a Smiting(TM) too!!
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