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[gothwalk]

Any of the people complaining about the Superbowl halftime show reading here? If you complained, I want you do something. Before you next have a shower, after you've taken off your clothes*, look in the mirror. See the things around the middle of your chest? See? Nipples, they are. Two of them, unless you've had surgery or a really nasty accident. You've got TWO! Why on earth is there all this fuss about seeing one of Janet Jackson's? Not to mention you could barely see it for the massive piercing...

* If you don't take off your clothes to shower, there really isn't much I can do for you.

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

If yours are around the middle of your chest then YOU'RE the one with problems pal.

[yendi]

Um, but my complaint about the halftime show is that it was full of music, dancing, and performers that sucked. What does that have to do with my nipples?

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

If either of you try flashing your nipples in order to make a point about this there will be trouble.

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Collarbone, chest, shelf, belly. Middle of chest, I'd say. Maybe a smidge below. Why, where do you keep yours?

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Well, post a photo, and we'll compare them and the half-time show for entertainment value?

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Just cos you keep yours somewhere strange is no reason to assume everyone does.

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

Umm... left and right of my upper chest. I always think of the middle of my chest as say roughly where a pennant would hang.

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

That's the centre, not the middle. Don't you know any HTML?

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I care nothing at all for Ms. Jackson's nipples, but now I find out there was JEWELRY involved! So I'll have to try to find a pic.

J missed it so can't tell me about it. Hmph.

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

There's such a thing as too much geek :)

[yendi]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljatlanta/399807.html has links to a bunch of pictures.

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[iresprite.livejournal.com]

This is possibly the lamest debate I have ever witnessed. I stand in awe of both of you. :)

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

Fine then, YOU can describe where the nipples should be.

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[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

This is a civilised discussion; mind your language.

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[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Depends on whose, really. I can certainly think of a few people to whom the answer to 'Where should my nipples be?' should be 'right here, right now'.

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[mr-wombat.livejournal.com]

Well, certainly not in my case, I think that would be crossing the line between "casually disinterested in my job" to "actively trying to get fired".

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[cissa.livejournal.com]

THANK you! Even a close-up! :)

I must say, I think she was expecting to lose her top. That does not look to me like the sort of thing one would wear normally under clothing with no chance of revelation- it looks too big and bulky for that.

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[socmot.livejournal.com]

center tags are old and obsolete.
Now i's align=center, usually in a div or span tag.

So there ;-)

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[loupblanc.livejournal.com]

actaully, even align is obsolete. Now you should use style="text-align: center"

if you talk nicely to the W3 consortium they might invent a nipple-align: center... though you could work one out with XML :)

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[shiftercat.livejournal.com]

Apparently you're right.

Though from the Glare of Death she was giving him in one picture I saw, I'd have doubted that... but then, maybe she's a better actor than he is.