Originally published at Now Is A Long Time Too. You can comment here or there.
For the non-WoW players, I apologise for this incomprehensible content.
1. Thou Shalt Spell Correctly.
2. If Thou Needst To Invent Words, Let Them Look Plausible.
3. Thou Shalt Not Claim To Be A Half Demon.
4. Nor Shalt Thou Describe Anything As Shimmering.
5. Thou Shalt Not Compress Two Pages Of Tolkien Into Thy Description.
6. Thou Shalt Not Have Scars, Because Everyone Else Already Has.
7. Thou Shalt Not Describe The Reactions Of The Viewer.
8. Thou Shalt Remember What Thou Hast Written.
9. If Thou Hast Contravened The Third Commandment, Be Prepared To Deal With The Reaction.
10. Further, Thou Shalt Not Claim To Be A Half Dragon, And Particularly Not A Half Dragon Half Demon Forsaken Like That Idiot I Saw In Orgrimmar Last Week.