Who Needs Thumbs?

[gothwalk]

What does one do with a cat who, when she wants some beef, casually opens the fridge to get it?

I'm thinking tabloid newspapers, or a circus.

Comments

[wyvernfriend.livejournal.com]

adultChildproof locks high

[wijsgeer.livejournal.com]

the common response would be youtube nowadays.

thinking of Nora the pianoplaying beast ....

[niallm.livejournal.com]

Selling her to the American military to aid in the creation of their line of genetically engineered attack cats

[wolfette]

bungee cords to keep the fridge closed.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Breed her with one of the thumb-bearing polydactyl cats?

[silja.livejournal.com]

I had a friend (Nigel, rper/ wargamer; friend of Martin and Maura; some of you may know him)- his cat managed to figure out how to open the childproofing....

[kshandr.livejournal.com]

Promote the cat to "human" status. Or "small child human" status if speech still eludes.

[meehaneo.livejournal.com]

hmmm .. I WAS going to suggest childproof locks too ...