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([personal profile] gothwalk Jan. 14th, 2003 11:15 am)
See Drew type.
See Drew type a letter.
See Drew type a letter to Vodafone.
See Drew bite.
See Drew bite his lip.
See Drew bite his lip trying not to include bad words.
See Drew frown.
See Drew frown in concentration.
See Drew frown in concentration trying to re-phrase "This is my fourth letter to you saying that I no longer wish to use your services, stop trying to make me, I'm with 02 now, you crowd of fucking imbeciles."
See Drew frown in concentration trying to re-phrase "This is my fourth letter to you saying that I no longer wish to use your services, stop trying to make me, I'm with 02 now, you crowd of fucking imbeciles," so that there are no words with more than one syllable.
See Drew print.
See Drew post.
See Drew await the next bloody bill from Vodafone.

From: [identity profile] wyvernfriend.livejournal.com


If necessary you can borrow Dave's Nail Gun to fix it to the forehead of the first vodafone employee you come across glues of all sort available if required...

From: [identity profile] cheerfulcynic.livejournal.com

May I recommend


Extreme politeness as an edged weapon and back it up with phonecalls to get them to confirm they've gotten your letter, taking the name of anyone you ever talk to in there and not being afraid to take it to the managers because front level aren't paid enough to deal with that level of stress and possibly aren't allowed do anything anyway.

From: [identity profile] eng-monkey.livejournal.com


Have you asked O2 to send a letter stating that they have yoinked you from Vodafone?
I'm sure They'll get the message then.

Or perhaps the Ombudsman...they are harassing you...

I'm tired and sick and have exams in 90mins...I'll go away and be quiet. :)
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