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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Politics
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
UNIX (75%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Southampton? Mais non, cheri...
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Politics
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
UNIX (75%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Southampton? Mais non, cheri...
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Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (90%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.