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Four hours of sleep, plagued by dreams of conspiracy among TH members. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
podling and tanaise were travelling to New Hampshire, to avoid the sales tax buying a Smiting(TM). For some reason, despite not being present in this transaction, astrophysicat was doing all the work. Anyway, they were to meet d2leddy there, and give him a Fake Smiting(TM). He was to take that to Washington, and parade up and down outside the White House with a sign saying "Michael Moore for President", and the Fake Smiting(TM) badly concealed in an open bag. He also had a second sign, reading "Gay Pagan D&D Players for the Senate", but that was only for use against Pat Roberts, should he appear. This was, however, all to conceal the movements of the real Smiting(TM), which was being shipped to England via Australia, to be placed in luis_mw' luggage the next time he goes to Iran. He was to spend his spare time there painting a giant red X in the desert, with one end of a Wile-E-Coyote-style seesaw in the centre, and the Smiting(TM) on the other end. The plan was that Bush would see the X through his roving satellite eyes, launch a missile at it, and have the Smiting(TM) bounce back and hit him, allowing a takeover in the White House by Wayne (unfortunately not on LJ).
I need help. D'ye think I'll get it in Scotland?
podling and tanaise were travelling to New Hampshire, to avoid the sales tax buying a Smiting(TM). For some reason, despite not being present in this transaction, astrophysicat was doing all the work. Anyway, they were to meet d2leddy there, and give him a Fake Smiting(TM). He was to take that to Washington, and parade up and down outside the White House with a sign saying "Michael Moore for President", and the Fake Smiting(TM) badly concealed in an open bag. He also had a second sign, reading "Gay Pagan D&D Players for the Senate", but that was only for use against Pat Roberts, should he appear. This was, however, all to conceal the movements of the real Smiting(TM), which was being shipped to England via Australia, to be placed in luis_mw' luggage the next time he goes to Iran. He was to spend his spare time there painting a giant red X in the desert, with one end of a Wile-E-Coyote-style seesaw in the centre, and the Smiting(TM) on the other end. The plan was that Bush would see the X through his roving satellite eyes, launch a missile at it, and have the Smiting(TM) bounce back and hit him, allowing a takeover in the White House by Wayne (unfortunately not on LJ).I need help. D'ye think I'll get it in Scotland?