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In exciting news this morning, Iarnród Éireann have announced upgrades to the DART service, to come in to effect in 2005. Work must take place between now and then to allow for these upgrades. "Ah, sure, we'll just shut it down at weekends," says Peter Cuffe, DART Upgrade Programme Manager for Iarnród Éireann, "sure nobody uses it then, and won't they all stay at home for Christmas?"