Call me... well, not Al.

If you call me...

Andrew: You're a relative, or you knew me not-very-well in college, or in Iona.
Drew: You could be anyone.
Meesteh: You're the mugger I headbutted last year. C'mere and get some more.
Mister Shiel: You're mistaking me for my grandfather.
Keith or Bruce: You're my father, while thinking about something else.
gothwalk: You know me online, probably more on LJ than anywhere else
anvar: You're a maths geek from TCD
GW: You are farflung.
Andy: You're going to regret that.
Einstein: You didn't know me all that well in school.
Shiela: You're Conor, and you're going to mail me now, and let me know where the hell you are.
You bastard: You play in one of my campaigns.
Gargoyle: You're inannajones.

Mac Tire

kamaitachi, loupblanc, your attention please: Mac Tire.

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And while I'm at it: Love Story

Sex? No, coffee

Ten fictional people I'd have sex with? I don't know. I'm not sure there are ten. I tell you what, I'll list you ten fictional people I'd have coffee with, how's that?

10) Merlin, son of Corwin
9) Hank McCoy
8) Jon Warrender
7) Petronella Sterling
6) Pug
5) Tom Bombadil
4) Wim
3) Donn Tabros
2) Lucien
1) Antryg Windrose

And if you know who all of those are, please do tell me. dorianegray might be able; I doubt anyone else will without googling.

Tech Question

How do Bayesian filters work? Have I spelt Bayesian right?