Ain't enough blessings to cover this 'un

I just had a sneezing fit that lasted a good solid three to four minutes. That's a long time, when you're sneezing. I was trying to keep count (an odd habit I have, stemming from an observation made many many years ago that people commonly sneeze an uneven number of times) but I lost it somewhere around fifteen. I'm going to sit here and recover for a bit, I think. The cat is sitting and looking at me; I can't tell if it's "You woke me up, you loud bastard" or "Are you allright? I'm going to need to be let out later, you know, so don't collapse."

Dunegeons & Dragons Online

Nobody told me there was an MMORPG version of D&D coming out.