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[gothwalk]

The cat, to whom I had indicated that her presence on my lap was undesired, just managed a super-heroic leap over the back of my chair, landing squarely with two paws in my crotch. I sound coherent here. What I said on farflung communicates things better:

"cat. leap. balls. pain."

Augh. Not what I needed today.

Comments

[bheansidhe.livejournal.com]

It's not the same thing, but.. the cat took a flying leap onto my very full bladder this morning while I was still in bed. I'm very grateful I didn't spontaneously pee the bed. :-/

[iresprite.livejournal.com]

What no one realized is that this is Worldwide Midsection Pounce Day.

Strangely enough, Google hasn't commemorated the day with a crotch-pounce logo, much like they commemorate other holidays. Hm.

[bardiphouka.livejournal.com]

Most likely because the webwizards there were busy being pounced upon

[grutok.livejournal.com]

male empathy moment...

[phantom_wolfboy]

So the next time the cat wants into your lap, you'll say "C'mon up." Right?

[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

Yes. miroza_cat is my master, I shall not refuse her aught. She makes me in the chair to sit...