It doesn't exactly strike pant-wetting fear in me, you need a shield that really emphasises the fact that you have a big sword. Maybe some script saying "Ask us about our generous personal injury compensation"
Nah. When you've got a helmet on, it drains your intelligence enough that you can't read. And red or yellow just makes them mad. This will be soothing, calming, and so on.
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