Right, then

[gothwalk]

There is no central authority for the English language. Therefore, I'm claiming it. I am now IT as far as English is concerned. You have queries on English, come to me, and I'll ignore most of them. This is mostly because I'm taking on this authority with two things in mind, and one footnote.

First and foremost, the word 'fail', and all its variants, are now, hereby and forever, excised from English. They no longer exist.

Second, the pseudo-word 'meh' is likewise sentenced to destruction. It is returned to being a nonsense syllable, carrying no meaning. It did not have far to go.

Footnote: 'Bleah' is on a last warning.

Carry on, then.

Comments

[meehaneo.livejournal.com]

In my experience, the first thing on the agenda of any single authority (especially in Ireland) ... is the split!

Along the longs of "We ex-members of the the Official Authority for Widgets now form the Authorised Widget Organisation"

You now have to argue with yourself!

(also what about "doh?")