Bizarre Theory

[gothwalk]

I have a theory. Is it possible that being relaxed could make me sneeze? If I'm tense in work, I don't sneeze. Let things relax, coming into a Friday afternoon, and I'm off. I sneeze in the mornings - a lot - until I wake up properly. And if someone gives me a shoulder rub - boom, there goes the neighbourhood. I don't want an allergy to relaxation...

Comments

[podling]

Yes. You are quite obviously allergic to relaxion and must now remain in a heightened state of awareness and tension forevermore or suffer machinegun-like sneezing fits. I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but...

[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

When the day comes that there's a TH meet that we're both at, I'm gonna drink about four nice relaxing pints and sit near you.

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[podling]

Is that a promise or a threat???

Besides which, how soon do you think *that* will be? You might've outgrown your allergy by then, being the strong growing Irish lad that you are...