I considered writing a long review of everything that was wrong with this film, but I've realised that I'd be here for longer than it took to watch. Let me tell you what was good instead. It had really good visuals, especially when none of the lead characters were in sight. Some of the effects were really good, and a few of the planets (seen only briefly, unfortunately) were gorgeous.

Unfortunately, that's all I can say that's good about it. The actors, beaten into submission by the worst script ever, had clearly given up trying. The dialogue was really, really, really awful. It was so bad that I'm examining its badness for meaning - and not finding any. The plot went from A to B in the most predictable manner possible. The bad guys were bad, the good guys were incompetent and inconsistent, and the rest of the universe stood by, pretty much.

I honestly can't believe how bad it was. It's the movie equivalent of producing a beautifully made, full colour, illustrated hardback book, unedited and not even proofread.
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 27th, 2005 03:47 pm)
iFrames. Discuss.

(We're looking at getting the SIA site out of frames, but we need to keep the speed of the odds and bet card loading in frames. iFrames seem to be a way to do this. We'll have to work out some kind of support for legacy browsers, but since iFrames can be targetted in the same way as normal frames, this doesn't seem too rough.)
I've been observing different styles of gaming recently, from different people, different groups, and occasionally the same people in different groups. This is all in the realm of tabletop gaming, which along with LARP, is the area where styles have the most effect. In computer, card, or board games, you've really got the rules and that's that.

So anyway. I want some things in particular from my games, and I get impatient when I don't get them - which is why I've not often been a player. [livejournal.com profile] eng_monkey is the first gamemaster I've come across who actually runs a game that suits everything I like, and I can't praise his game highly enough. I'm trying to pin down those elements in some way that I can explain them to other people - and perhaps give players in my own games some insight into things. They're mostly things I don't like.

The first of these is joking. More specifically, I don't like out-of-character jokes. I blame Monty Python for a lot of these things, and it's not just because of the Coconut Incident. In-character jokes are great - An Armanan, a Taratto and an Elsaivi walk into a tavern... - but having your villains colour coded by black for irredeemable evil, red for "likes destruction" and purple for sexually frustrated... no, take it away, please. If someone in my worlds wears purple, they're wearing it because they like it, it has some significance to them, or the like. There is an in-world, in-character reason for every single thing that I describe in a game session. I tend to get frustrated when players assume that a character they've met is there for comic relief; I've never used such a character, and probably never will. In essence, you won't find me playing Paranoia.

Second, I don't like tying system to feel. I've stopped describing my games as D&D because people immediately assume that it's a casual, reality-lite, one-size-fits-all, dungeon-crawling, hack-and-slash game. It's bloody not. If I could run a practical game while not letting the players see the rules at all, I would, but that's more work than I have time for, and lacks the structure that allows me to adlib without breaking things. So I'm using "d20 Fantasy" as a description, or even just "fantasy campaign" when I can get away with it.

Something I do like: subtlety. I'm fairly sure that nobody I've run games for has ever picked up on even 25% of the motifs, themes, foreshadowing, and just plain detail work that goes into the game, and that's the way I like it. All that material is working there at the subconscious level, and if I do it right, I can plant suspiscions in the player's mind about a given situation by using triggers and motifs from previous experience. This does require the player to be paying attention, of course. I pay a lot of attention, and probably over-analyse as a player.

That's enough pacing and muttering for one day, I think. I might pick up on this again.
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 17th, 2005 07:54 pm)
Reason number four billion, thirty two million, three thousand six hundred and ninety-seven why I love [livejournal.com profile] inannajones:

She doesn't mind me eating the excellent carbonara she made from the saucepan to save on washing up.

(The carbonara is reason number four billion, thirty two million, three thousand six hundred and ninety-six.)
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 17th, 2005 12:01 pm)
Can this day get any more chaotic?
gothwalk: (magic is all around you)
( May. 17th, 2005 12:01 am)
Just saw Narnia trailer. Blown away. They seem to have it right; they didn't modernise it, set it in America, they have the accents right, they have the kids right, it all looks absolutely perfect. December?
gothwalk: (hope springs eternally from my fist)
( May. 15th, 2005 08:14 pm)
I think I may have a new second-favourite beer. Cobra is rather good stuff.

(Erdinger remains in the top place).
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 15th, 2005 07:34 pm)
Dublin needs some of these. Although I'd settle for any of the existing coffeeshops opening late.
gothwalk: (magic is all around you)
( May. 15th, 2005 06:19 pm)
Next Sunday - that's the 21st 22nd - we're intending to do a sort of effort-free open house. Think Darling Buds of May, or thereabouts. That is, we'll let whoever turns up in. We will not promise to pay any attention to you once you're in the door. If you like, we'll promise not to. I may cook. We may order in food. Someone might have some drink. Someone might make tea. I will not be lighting the barbecue, even if it's a good day, because that's effort. If someone else would like to light it, bring charcoal and fire away. If you've gazed longingly at our bookshelves at parties, but been too drawn to the riveting conversations to actually take anything down from them, now's your chance - wander in, grab a book, sit on the sofa, and read. if the cat normally ignores you, she'll probably do so today as well, unless you have the forethought to arrive covered in catnip. Anyone turning on the TV, however, will be dunked in the pond and abandoned in darkest Donnybrook. We'll open the doors at noon, and chuck people out at ten or so, because there's work in the morning. RSVPs are explicitly not required, but would be nice so we can have that warm buzz.

If you don't know where we live, comment with an email address and I'll mail you directions, or at least the address.

If any of you are perverted and debauched enough to want it, [livejournal.com profile] olethros is hosting a Eurovision party on the Saturday evening.
[livejournal.com profile] bluedevi spent some time, years ago, making my original scrawled continental map into a very very pretty map of the Old Lands, the main arena of events in my campaign world. Many things have changed since then, though, and a new map was needed. This arrived in today's post, the oringal artist having spent months on the new version. It is gorgeous. There is nothing to compare to seeing something of your own depicted by someone else, and I've been very lucky in that regard, having [livejournal.com profile] inannajones drawing portraits, and [livejournal.com profile] bluedevi's cartography and calligraphy.

I'll take a picture of it for you all to see when I can look at it without gloating.
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 13th, 2005 11:52 am)
Either:

a) I am having trouble shifting the mental gears to the midway point between graphics and code that Flash & Actionscript require.

or

b) The control interface in Flash MX is crap, and impossible to give coherent directions in.

You tell me, but seeing as I'm following the instructions in the book erxactly, and it's just not working, I'm coming down heavily on option (b).
So today has been a day of free stuff, or very cheap, at least. Yesterday, someone phoned me from the company (Carphone Warehouse) where I bought a phone something over two years ago - I've been paying them for insurance ever since, despite never having made any claim on it. They were working with the actual phone company (O2), and offering me an upgrade deal. For €20 and a contract renewal with O2 for a year, I could get a new phone (Nokia 6610i) and a free MP3 player (Leadram 128Mb). And they'd courier it to me in work. So I agreed, and lo, it arrived around four this afternoon, and it was good. The phone is nice - nothing remarkable, except for general outsnazzing my old phone - and the MP3 player has been dubbed Meeces, which some people will understand. It's also a USB drive thingummy, which is good, because I had recently decided I need one.

And then I came home, since the Mortals game had been cancelled, and found a set of new cards from vistaprint.ie waiting for me. They're rather nice, full colour, and have my name and contact details and "dukestreet.org" on them, and will be useful. And they were free, and I only had to pay for shipping.
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 12th, 2005 11:43 am)
I bought a web design magazine this morning, something I almost never do. It's proving entertaining, and also providing some padding for the site where I'm hitting my head on the desk as I continue to try to make Flash cooperate.

It's got a cover disk, though, with "19 essential web utilities" on it. While they all look pretty pointless to me, it's provoking me to ask of the webbish folk out there: what tools do you use?

I'm currently using Dreamweaver MX 2004 for the bulk of code development - it has tabs, decent code formatting, and code snippets. It also comprehends Cold Fusion, XML, XSL, CSS and the other odds and ends I write in.

Graphics are handled in Imageready CS, mostly for slicing into good old-fashioned tables, and occasionally for updating images - although with two excellent graphic designers on call, I don't do much with that.

XSL is handled in XSLerator - I've yet to find anything to match it, down to its options to use different rendering engines.

Versioning is in Microsoft's Sourcesafe, Passwords in Password Safe. PDFs are made in Adobe Acrobat. Instant messaging is via the delightful MSN, and email is in Eudora. Workflow and job queuing are in UltraApps IssueManager, heavily customised.

So what do you use?
gothwalk: (Default)
( May. 12th, 2005 07:45 am)
Hey, [livejournal.com profile] mooseloon! I didn't know fiddleheads were edible...
This is a very geeky technical post. If you are not a very geeky technical person, feel free to skip it. If you are a very geeky technical person, but you're too l33+ for Flash, also feel free to skip it.

Macromedia sez here:

To embed a JPEG or SWF file in a text field, specify the absolute or relative path to the JPEG or SWF file in the <img> tag's src attribute. For example, the following code inserts a JPEG file that's located in the same directory as the SWF file:

textField_txt.htmlText = "<p>Here's a picture from my last vacation:<img src='beach.jpg'>";

This thing I am doing exactly as written. However, a trace performed on textField_txt.htmlText immediately afterward reveals that it has the value:

<P ALIGN="LEFT"><FONT FACE="Times New Roman" SIZE="12" COLOR="#000000">Here's a picture from my last vacation:</FONT></P>

And that the img tag has vanished completely.

Does anyone know what's happening here? My forehead will soon be bruised from being beaten against the desk.
At what point does use of a motif become laziness in the writer?
gothwalk: (magic is all around you)
( May. 10th, 2005 12:48 pm)
I don't know if it's covered elsewhere in the series, but in Vertigo's Books of Magic, which I'm re-reading at the moment, there's a two-year gap between the first collected book - Issues 1 to 4, where Tim is 12, and written by Neil Gaiman - and the second, which starts at Issue 5, and is written by John Ney Rieber. Was there something else in there? Or is it just filled in later? I don't remember from my first reading...

It fascinates me how much of the series is either deriving from things I've read too, or how much of it I subconsciously picked up the first time through. I see elements of it all through my concepts of wizard, mixed in and jumbled.
gothwalk: (gardening)
( Apr. 30th, 2005 01:10 pm)
Right. The wisteria in the back yard has had it; it's just not leafing. At this stage, there are leaves a-plenty on the front door one, and by the middle of summer, it will again be the coming-in-the-window, needs-trimming-every-month monster of last year. The backyard one hasn't even got buds yet. So, I need a creeper to replace it. I'm leaning toward virginia creeper myself, but I think that might be more of a wall than a pergola thing. Vines in the grape sense would be fantastic, but they haven't a hope of growing well outside a greenhouse. Any other recommendations?
Later this year, I'm going to be coming into occasional, unavoidable contact with an actual practicing Creationist. I'd like not to conflict with this person any more than I have to - no conflict at all would be good. Obviously, avoiding notions like evolution and environmentalism would be smart - are there any other topics arising from a literal interpretation of the Bible that I should watch out for?

This probably sounds like some kind of passive-aggressive thing, but I've genuninely no experience in thinking of the Bible as a literal work, and I don't understand the mindset behind it.
We're looking into getting a Knowledge Base in work.

It'll need to be

  • able to accept: plain text, html, code and images.
  • installable with minimal hassle on a Windows server.
  • accessed via the web - no client software, unless it's the Ajax kind.
  • searchable.


Anything springing to mind? I'm looking at wikis, but none of the major ones seem to run on Windows without perl, python, or the like, which I don't want to get involved in. We do have Cold Fusion.

I could always roll my own, but that takes time...
The number of passwords I have to keep in my head for work is getting huge - at present around 25. The latest occurrence has a very very random username AND password. Anyone got any handy tricks for remembering these damn things that doesn't involve writing them down?
gothwalk: (Default)
( Apr. 17th, 2005 08:26 pm)
Try stillstream.com - streaming ambient station. I'm finding it rather good.
gothwalk: (yawn)
( Apr. 17th, 2005 10:36 am)
I am very slightly hungover. There is very little food in the house. It's wet and windy out there, and this makes me disinclined to go and do anything about the food. In any case, the garage across the road (nearest normal source of food) is closing down for a couple of days for renovations, and therefore has almost nothing on the shelves. I am also in a state where I want to do some writing, but can't seem to settle to it. Perhaps food would help with that.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Apr. 15th, 2005 11:25 pm)
This is strong stuff. Brian Fies presents a comic (nominated for the Eisner Award) about his mother's cancer.
gothwalk: (gaming)
( Apr. 15th, 2005 09:54 pm)
I've been playing RPGs for 19 years. The vast majority of that time, I've been behind the screen. I like being behind the screen, and the few times I was in front of it, I didn't really enjoy it all that much. However, [livejournal.com profile] eng_monkey is running a game, and I'm playing in it. It's White Wolf's bucket-o-d10s system. We have no idea if it's going to go in the Mage direction, the Werewolf direction, or what - so far there's only a bare hint of the supernatural. And for the first time ever, playing really, really rocks. I'm well impressed.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Apr. 4th, 2005 11:42 pm)
Before I go buying one, does anyone out there have a spare 256M graphics card they'd be willing to sell me?
gothwalk: (yawn)
( Apr. 4th, 2005 07:07 am)
[livejournal.com profile] inannajones is off to Finland for two weeks from today. I am issuing an antisocial warning for the first week of this, because it has been a very long time since I indulged in being a grouchy bastard for any length of time, and every bloke needs to do so on a regular basis. I will be in work the normal hours, but otherwise, if I don't definitely say I will be somewhere else, expect me to be in the study, with the door closed. Email may be answered. Phone calls will only be answered in an emergency. [livejournal.com profile] olethros and [livejournal.com profile] mirozacat are exempt from having their heads bitten off if they come in, everyone else should beware. Raaar, etc.
gothwalk: (freaky)
( Mar. 31st, 2005 08:52 am)
On my work email account, I filter spam heavily. It's very rare that an unsolicited mail makes it to my inbox, because the filters are well trained by now, and our mail server marks incoming suspect mails as well. Sometimes I have to retrieve legitimate mail from the junk boxes, but that's ok. However, this morning, one made it through, with a very straightforward subject line, and I realised, looking over my filters, that there's an odd bias in there. Almost all of them target either marketing-speak, or American slang. This one got through, though, because the subject was: "Now you can shag more frequently". So, have speakers of the Queen's English discovered spam, or are American spammers actually turning to writing in real English to get through the filters?
gothwalk: (gardening)
( Mar. 29th, 2005 10:15 pm)
Well, I planted carrots and peas. The carrots are now coming up in pairs of thin grass-like leaves, and the peas are pushing up small clumps of leaves. This initial success pleases me, and so I planted some spring onions today, and also buried a Spanish onion that was starting to grow in the veg basket - more to see what happens than anything else. I have tomatoes, not for planting until a little later in the year, some very experimental gourd things, and lettuce, both also for a bit later.

For the peas, I'm wondering what kind of support they'll need. They're growing in pots by a wall, between two posts of the pergola, so I can run waxed string or wire back and forth in bars or a zig-zag pattern - I think that should do. My grandfather used to run parallel strings about a foot apart down a row of poles. They were bright orange when he put them up, and pale pink by autumn - the strings, that is, not the peas.

I also tidied up the jasmine in the corner, and went about training stray shoots back around the pergola post they're supposed to be climbing. The wisteria on the other house-side post is still looking rather miserable, though. We have two wisterias - the one in front of the house, on a north-west facing wall, is very very healthy, and tries to get in through the bedroom windows in summer. The one on the pergola, on a south-west corner, with a pole to climb, is a miserable specimen, which comes into leaf later, loses the leaves earlier, and never really gets all that green. We trimmed it back last year, having read that it's encouraged thus, but it doesn't seem to have done much. I'd blame the limited area of soil it has, but other plants take root in there regularly and thrive.

I like this gardening thing. This really shouldn't surprise me.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Mar. 27th, 2005 11:16 pm)
Good Charlotte are hereinafter comdemned to the list of people who, when not singing, should keep their mouths shut.
My first impressions of the new Doctor Who are over on Duke Street. And I think almost everyone on my friendslist who could watch it did, by the looks of things.
gothwalk: (freaky)
( Mar. 21st, 2005 07:21 am)
In the half hour between the alarm going off and my waking up again (I assume the alarm went off; I have no memory of its doing so), I had the most bizarrely disorientating dream I've ever had. My normal sense that I'm dreaming was completely absent, and I was struggling to make sense of changes in the dreamscape. There isn't even anything like a coherent storyline to it. [livejournal.com profile] inannajones, [livejournal.com profile] bluedevi and [livejournal.com profile] graylion featured in various capacities, as did a house bulit in the spaces between other houses whose bathroom had at least three doors, an alien plant which looked faintly like a ridiculously elongated brown shoe, a car [livejournal.com profile] inannajones was driving through either the ruins or the building site of Carlow, and a sign that said "No Cows Please". Waking up felt disturbingly like coming to having been unconscious - the same feeling of rising back into my own skull - and I'm still feeling as though weird shit is going to happen at any moment.

Hello, equinox. You've never been this strange before.
Last week, I was talking to a co-worker on the train, on the way into work, about the D&D games I'm running. She said she'd be interested in playing, and she knew at least one other person who would, so would I see about running a game in work? Nothing to lose, so I sent out a mail to the Dublin office, asking if anyone was interested. Lo and behold, six people are interested.

Still not quite believing it, I show them rulebooks, get them working on character concepts, get the initial dice rolled... and we end up with a gnome sorcerer, a gnome wizard, an elven wizard, and a halfing sorcerer, all completed, even with names (typically the most difficult aspect for newcomers) and two elven rangers (I think) to be generated on Monday. First game on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week.

And there's a fair bit of individual interest; it's not just a going with the crowd thing. There are enquiries about names, the part of the world they'll be starting in, cultures, areas of origin for characters, and I even have a complete description of clothing for one character. It's pretty damn cool, and I'm looking forward to running the game.
gothwalk: (hope springs eternally from my fist)
( Mar. 15th, 2005 09:00 am)
I greatly regret that this recruitment ad image is too big to just stick into my livejournal.

However, if you've ever wanted to be a superhero, work on the web, AND have that dangerous air that comes from being a professional gambler, perhaps Casino Boy can help you.

Take a look, it's worth it.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Mar. 15th, 2005 07:28 am)
I am very suspisciously awake this morning. My eyes opened at 06:30, and there was just no way I was going back to sleep. So I did some role-reversal stuff, and woke the cat. Now I'm breakfasted, she's breakfasted, I've read email, LJ, news... There's no point in leaving the house before 07:30, so I'm actually left wondering what to do. This never happens.
gothwalk: (magic is all around you)
( Mar. 13th, 2005 03:37 pm)
Having been woken up with breakfast in bed - which is the best possible way to wake up - I've spent the early afternoon in the back garden. I've planted peas and carrots, both in containers. There will be spring onions and tomatoes next weekend. And we cleared up piles of various dead leaves and branches, [livejournal.com profile] inannajones did some trimming of overgrown things, and I cleaned out the garden shed. A very productive afternoon. There's some good rosemary out there at the moment, which I want to bring in and dry for future use. For some reason, it's growing very well out there, even though the soil is much heavier than I'm told it prefers.

I'm looking forward to making good use of the garden this year, both for growing things and for barbecues. I want the weather to become just that touch warmer so we can get going.
What labels have you in gmail? )

I'll be interested to see if the list grows, or shrinks, or what. And yes, I am that organised about email. I pretty much have to be.
This entry on [livejournal.com profile] urban_decay is absolutely stunning. Anyone got a really good colour printer?
gothwalk: (kitten)
( Mar. 3rd, 2005 12:05 pm)
Right. I'm working up to doing some serious promotion on dukestreet.org - it's been around long enough for the search engines to pick up. What I'd like are links. Particularly links from sites that are not LJ. So if you run another blog, a newsletter, a review site, or what-have-you, I'd very much appreciate a link to dukestreet from it - where it's on-topic, of course. Don't feel compelled to add a link to it from your site about breeding angel fish, or the like.

However, I recognise that in the attention economy of the web, links are valuable. So if you'll link to my site, I'll write an article for it on a topic of your choice (within the topics covered by the site, of course) and link to yours in that, using any keywords you feel would be useful, and so on. If you add a link, and want an article, please comment below.

(While I'm doing dukestreet for fun, it's also part of an onging experiment to see how well a site can do by natural networking - I'm not doing anything to add it to search engines, not am I buying advertsing anywhere.)
gothwalk: (Default)
( Mar. 2nd, 2005 07:25 am)
So I'm sitting here, watching the snow fall, and suddenly there's a flash of lightning and this huge roll of thunder. Temperature has dropped 3°C since I woke up. Wow.

That really made me jump.
gothwalk: (hunh?)
( Mar. 1st, 2005 10:07 am)
There are a few political things I sort-of want to post about. But mainly what it comes down to is pointing at Bush, and asking, "Will someone explain to that idiot, again, about the separation of church and state?" When there's an international conference, and the US position is agreed on by one single other representative, and that's the Vatican, is this not a clear signal that there is something seriously wrong? While I disagree with many things that Bush is pushing (or that other elements of his administration are pushing), it's his extension into international politics of his own personal insistence on abstinence over contraception that I find to be most reprehensible.
gothwalk: (unwell)
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Ugh

( Mar. 1st, 2005 07:30 am)
I feel absolutely rotten. I am going back to bed.
Big Easy Players: Thursday 10th is the next game. I know I mentioned Thursday 3rd, but there's a concert on that day that [livejournal.com profile] inannajones and I are going to.

Hey, actual advance warning!
gothwalk: (Default)
( Feb. 24th, 2005 12:48 pm)
I want to plant things outside this year, have them grow, and then eat them. I'm willing to invest quite some effort in the planting and the eating, but as I can't be relied upon to remember their existence in between, something tough is probably advisable. I'll be planting in window-box sized things, since there's a lawn and flowerbeds out back that the landlady probably won't want us to dig up. Assume I know absolutely nothing about plants (which isn't too far from the truth).

So, what can I grow? All advice gratefully accepted.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Feb. 23rd, 2005 07:29 am)
This is being a good week. Work is running smoothly. It's nice and cold. Practice last night was excellent. And there's a light dusting of snow this morning, with a more than fair chance of more over today and tomorrow. More falling as I write, mixed with hail...

Tonight is going to be a devoted DAoC night. [livejournal.com profile] mr_wombat, [livejournal.com profile] bastun_ie, ye going to be about?
gothwalk: (D&D)
( Feb. 22nd, 2005 07:55 am)
Big Easy players - does Thursday this week suit, or does it look like weather will make things awkward? I'd like to pick up again before we all forget what's happening.
gothwalk: (Default)
( Feb. 21st, 2005 11:13 pm)
Ghostweather Survey - in which I got to express my opinion of the "What colour of handbasket are you?" things. Tell them I sent you. Prizes, too.
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